Which defines Malaysian Driver precisely ?

A person who terhegeh-hegeh tunjuk GAYA in traffic light by go first due to his early stupid ass prediction that his lorong gona be the next green light and then let lorry tires makes his flesh like KAYA..

A person who thinks that hes drivin.........g FUCKING SMARTLY which in real other road users SMARTLY FUCKING him..

A person who can drive while talk but can’t eat while shit..but they gonna apply that too in future..

A person who is driving recklessly with speed 220km/h and when got creamed, will move in speed 100km/h in mortuary van heading to cemetery.

A person who their skull composite materials has higher compressive strength, mechanical properties and low crack initiation strength compared to safety HELMET.

A person who does everything in opposite way, for example if u tell don’t rempit…he will do it for sure…But that doesn’t mean he will eat in “opposite” way..

A person who has feeling that the roads are belong to his dad and go parked his car ass anywhere on the road..But when got rubbish on road, he tell ITS NOT MY PROPERTYLAAAA… APA DBKL BUAT ? ? ?

A person who yells another driver ITULAH PAKAI LESEN AGONG…without realizing that his road tax has been already expired for long time..

A person whom may be not a smoker but let his vehicle release fucking thick black smoke and paints cars behind with it.

A person who takes EMERGENCY line and then later masuk EMERGENCY ward.

A person who gets fuck off seeing road BLOCK without taking care his own heart that has BLOCK too.

A person who don’t care about MONEY in summon when his car is decorated with his HONEY..

From,
A Driver

AWAY or A WAY ? How to bring up Indian community in economy ?

Indians are really narrow minded when it comes to economy and business..All they know is just KARI REMPAH , PICKLES, VCD and CD shops, PAPADAM, Silk Saree Palaces, Jewellery shops, UTHUBATTI and SAMBRANI business..What I will do If I become MIC for economic bureau ? Here are some of my action plans as below.

Form 3 institutional of bodies under MIC, called :-

Pusat Pemikiran Intelek India
Pusat Kajian Sains dan Teknologi
Bahagian Kemajuan Ekonomi India

Understand the future thinking styles and ability to correlate with the business needs and requirements are two fundamental to progress in business. Thinking is significantly affected and it moves parallel with advancement that keeps on occurring in science and technology.
These 3 bodies will be monitored by intellectual groups and professionals from all walks of life. This was the basic element too during the prosperous time Yunani and Greek civilization. Mentality should be changed in order to look this world beyond the limits. Most Indians have B-yond ASTRO but never ever take initiative to go BEYOND the boundaries.Why ? Because of their mentality that hinders them to move ahead, example when a cat crosses on their path.
So once thinking is changed, the next item would ne analyze what are sectors that have abilities to be famous business accepted by all in coming years. Tan Sri Lim Goh Tong and Tan Sri Ananda Krishnan, had visualised what is the future of tourism and telecommunication in coming 20 years at 1980’s. That is why Genting Asia’s Las Vegas for casino and MEASAT, ASTRO, Tanjong, TGV Cinemas, Usaha Tegas, MAXIS and AIRCEL in INDIA are SOME of business empires of AK. Based on this BAHAGIAN KEMAJUAN EKONOMI INDIAN which will be chaired by Prominent businessman such AK, Tan Sri Nganalingam, Dato Seri Edmund Santhara, Dato Seri Tony Fernandez would be responsible to analyze the business opportunities that can be explored by Indians. Data shows there are many Indian professionals who are working in semiconductor industry, for example even Head Of Production for Infineon Technologies Kulim is an Indian, who is Senior director in the company and Intel Malaysia MD is also an Indian. They can work together to explore business opportunities by having a strong collaboration too. Among the business sectors based on my analysis are as follows :-

Solar based products selling
Can be vendor/ sales representative for Asia region because the future is there as non renewable energy sources are dwindling day by day. This has bright future in coming 20 years perhaps. May be they can open small scale volume production for this product too.

Hospital equipment business – an engineering devices services solution for health products
Selling those equipments to the hospitals as government has allocated a large sum of money for health. They can expect more hospitals will be built in Malaysia. Grab the opportunity. Dun be only the HIGHEST PATIENT IN THOSE HOSPITALS.

Bio-diesel business
A group of young Indian engineers can work on this and come out with innovative product. Im sure if you able to make it, Government will listen to your needs, not you!!

So dun just park your ass at one side and mumble GOVERNMENT IS SHIT, SAMYVELU IS SHIT all. You have your own leg, so wake up and walk... Many of youths like me eager to see and bring the changes.


Thanks,
Theeban

: : Rintihan rakyat Malaysia kenaikkan harga minyak : :

Wahai sareKU...
kenaikkan harga minyak menyebabkan
aku jadi kiruKU....

...Namun,
ku tunjuk hak ku pada pilihan RAYA...
Akan ku tumbangkan golongan yang KAYA RAYA....

Oh.... PetroNAS....
Alasanmu memang tidak berNAS...
Jangan ingat penjelasanmu.....
Semanis macam neNAS....
Fikiran ku menjadi paNAS....
Tulisanku menjadi gaNAS....

Minyak naik 5 SEN...
Ku fikirkan 5 kali...
Jumpa awek ku....
Ambil kereta....
Elaun shopping...
Duit TOL...
Dan...
Duit minyak...
Adui....
Fikiranku buntu....
Mengapa tiada potongan elaun....
MP BN di Parlimen....
Untuk menjimatkan perbelanjaan....

GULA naik
GILA naik....
TONG GAS naik....
GAS LPG pun naik...
Tapi....
Masih ku tengok....
Senyuman ahli Politik...
Yang menutupi...
Segala keseksaan rakyat !!!!.

Wahai pemimpin BN....
Cubalah masukkan sajak ku ini...
Dalam silibus Kesusasteraan BM....
Mengupas....
METAFORA...
TEMA...
PERSOALAN....
NILAI MURNI...
PENGAJARAN....
GAYA BAHASA.....

Nun di jauh...
Nescaya....
Akan berlaku gelombang Tsunami....
Percayalah....
Air mataku...
Mewakili semua Rakyat Malaysia....
Ingin ku curahkan...
Di sini....
Di MUKA BUKU....

Pencapaian di utamakan ?
Rakyat di dahulukan ?

Argh....arghhhhh......

Dengan hati panas,
T- BURN...

TH33B@N's Mind Voice: To my INDIAN Parents.....

TH33B@N's Mind Voice: To my INDIAN Parents.....: "

Cars & Love

I bought BMW coz I tot it B-rings M-e W-omen, but gals only prefer HYUNDAI which is H-ope Y-ou U-nderstand N-othing's D-rivable And I-nexpensiv...So I decided to buy TOYOTA which means, T-he O-ne Y-ou O-nly -Trust, A-lways....

New Definitions of careers : A point of view from Theeban's eye

Engineer
A Doctor who regularly optimizes the product HEALTHINESS and LIFE CYCLE TIME by sacrificing his own HEALTH and LIFE TIME....

Doctor
An engineer who does engineering analysis on human body by collecting blood data, neurons data,and start to cure your ILL with PILL and later torture you with BILL.

Teacher
A person who is used to be called as TORTURE and then later missed by all.

Police
A person who caught you in road block and tell “SO SEKARANG MACAM MANE ADIK, NAK SETTLE ? ? ? AKU PUN NAK MUNIM KOPI NIE....HMMMM....” by filled the summon form until section of KESALAHAN and ketuk few times his pen on his bike....

Manager
A person who yells at you if you come late for work but never open his fucking mouth when you go back late.

Politician
A person who simply shout KITA KENA TURUN PADANG instead of KITA KENA BERADA DI PADANG..

Perdana Menteri
A person who tell KITA KENA MEMAHAMI KESUSAHAN RAKYAT to the PRESS which is SURE have this in his air conditioned room and thus giving PRESSURE to the people.

Pengganas
An asshole who only knows how to explode other’s ass by means HUMAN BOMB and proudly tell I did for my GOD.

Theeban Raj
A person who is getting fucking bored and write all these craps here.

::: My Indian Girl :::

Seeing her EYES...
Cools down my mind as ICE.....
You are actually adorning...
The flowers in your hair...... See more
I can see the LOVE...
I can see the EXPECTATION....
I can see the FEAR....
Thinking your husband sitting NEAR...
Jewelleries....
Get their value...
When they are on you...
My Indian gal....
The POTTU...
Is the beauty of you..
That isolates you uniquely...
From other gals.....

Both straight hair...
And....
Curl hair....
Resembles....
Your life is like...
Straight journey....
Where in some points...
You need to face many...
“curls”....
Which both add...
Beauty to you instead......
And it gets more and more...
With you side look pose...
Together with you eye balls..
Looking up for the camera....

SHY...
The biggest beauty in you....
Its a mirror...
For your feminity...
For your strong adherence to culture...
For your your strong TRUST...
Which will neva eva gets RUST...
It is also a resemblance....
Of your millions questions...
In your mind as well...
In fact..
That is the...
Thing that differentiates Indian gurl...
And...
Other gurls....

Spread the beauty of feminity...
To the world....
Let world knows...
That u r the best....
Through you..
My INDIAN girl......

Your Indian Guy,
THEEBAN