New Definitions of careers : A point of view from Theeban's eye

Engineer
A Doctor who regularly optimizes the product HEALTHINESS and LIFE CYCLE TIME by sacrificing his own HEALTH and LIFE TIME....

Doctor
An engineer who does engineering analysis on human body by collecting blood data, neurons data,and start to cure your ILL with PILL and later torture you with BILL.

Teacher
A person who is used to be called as TORTURE and then later missed by all.

Police
A person who caught you in road block and tell “SO SEKARANG MACAM MANE ADIK, NAK SETTLE ? ? ? AKU PUN NAK MUNIM KOPI NIE....HMMMM....” by filled the summon form until section of KESALAHAN and ketuk few times his pen on his bike....

Manager
A person who yells at you if you come late for work but never open his fucking mouth when you go back late.

Politician
A person who simply shout KITA KENA TURUN PADANG instead of KITA KENA BERADA DI PADANG..

Perdana Menteri
A person who tell KITA KENA MEMAHAMI KESUSAHAN RAKYAT to the PRESS which is SURE have this in his air conditioned room and thus giving PRESSURE to the people.

Pengganas
An asshole who only knows how to explode other’s ass by means HUMAN BOMB and proudly tell I did for my GOD.

Theeban Raj
A person who is getting fucking bored and write all these craps here.